Quotable Friday's Post

"I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

 A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. 

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. 

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. 

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive..."

-George Carlin, from "Modern Man"